Having worked on two separate occassions with folks from
that area of the world on site, I can relate to the second story. I will never forget my first encounter with a Saudi Men's Room. OK, one from me before the plug gets pulled. On my first sojurn out of Broadcasting in 1980, I became a partner with a former post production client and a software developer in a company that did video/computer based training courses as a subcontractor for a Flight Simulation company. One of our projects was cabin attendant emergency proceedures training courses for Fokker F-27 and F-28 airliners. We were a three person company. For my part of the work, I did everything, wrote, produced, directed, edited, shot; My ex client did the sales and business and the other guy did the computer integration and programming for the laser disk based system we developed. We really wanted to be the best at this, so we did lots of study as to how people learned from our courses (it paid off, our client bought us out and we all made a few dollars!). In our research, we found that the cabin crews from Zimbabwe Airlines absorbed the training exceedingly well and passed all our courses with the highest averages of all the airlines that subscribed to our service, which was surprising, as among them was KLM, Ansett, USAir and Finnair, all much bigger companies. Obviously, someone at Zimbabwe Airlines was serious about making their cabin crews the best at emergency proceedures. So my partner had the bright idea to invite the Head of Cabin Crews and a senior Stewardess to come visit at our offices in Pittsburgh to find out how they got so good at emergency proceedures. He could have done this over the phone, but he was big on "sizzle" and "face time", and I didnt want to go to Africa with him, as it would have put me behind on other project deadlines. These two people (the male was 22 and the female 19) show up after a very expensive and long flight from Harrare on our nickel, and we sit down and begin the interview. I started the video recording and my partners and I went over how impressed we were with their level of training and how happy we were that our program was providing them such great service. We were especially impressed with their prowess at manually lowering the landing gear on the Fokker 27 turboprop, a complex operation that most crews rarely did in actual service. And their crews were all very young and relatively inexperienced, which also amazed us. How did they get so good at this stuff? They looked at each other and looked back at us with perplexed faces, and then the Cabin Crew Cheif said: "Mr. Jordan, Mr. Romero, Mr. Moon... We dont understand... We have to lower the gear manually quite often on our F-27's. You see, hydraulic failures, electrical system problems and pressurization loss are quite normal in daily operations. We thought this part of the training was rather trite, as these things happen all the time. We always wondered why you called them emergency proceedures?" To Zimbabwe Airlines, emergency proceedures are standard operating proceedures. And practice makes perfect! Cabin crew emergency proceedures become normal when aircraft maintenance is non existent. Some of the stories they told were incredibly funny in retrospect, but chilling at how they cheated death by airplane on a daily basis. Moral of the story: Never fly on Zimbabwe Airlines! I wish I had saved that videotape! -lu-W4LT- K3, P3 (in assembly) ------------------- |Message: 15 |Date: Thu, 30 Jun 2011 01:01:15 -0700 |From: Chuck Smallhouse <[hidden email]> |Subject: [Elecraft] Tech Writing |To: [hidden email] |Message-ID: <[hidden email]> |Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii"; format=flowed | |Before Wayne or Eric cuts this topic off, I'd like offer a bit of humor. ______________________________________________________________ Elecraft mailing list Home: http://mailman.qth.net/mailman/listinfo/elecraft Help: http://mailman.qth.net/mmfaq.htm Post: mailto:[hidden email] This list hosted by: http://www.qsl.net Please help support this email list: http://www.qsl.net/donate.html |
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