The new KX19

Announcing Elecraft’s super secret KX19 with Time Displacement Circuitry
(patent pending).


If you want to run a multi-multi single op station simply time jump
repeatedly into the contest period from any other time during the year
(or century for that matter). Run stations for two hours and then rest
in another time. It will keep you fresh for those 500 Q/hr runs. Since
you will be well rested you can rack up extraordinary scores. The
standard liquid nitrogen cooling system is able to dissipate the waste
heat from the 25 Petawatt fusion reactor under normal use. Liquid helium
cooling systems are available on special order. Antigravity mods let you
take the KX19 on camping trips, ocean cruises, or even pedestrian
mobile. The additional 5 Petawatt power source for the antigravity
modules necessitates the liquid helium cooling module. Call Elecraft
today for a quote.

/Time displacement of 1957 ionospheric conditions is frowned upon by
most reputable contesters. Modifying the fusion reactor voids Elecraft’s
warranty. It may eliminate small sections of the continent too.
Alterations to the time displacement circuitry also voids the warranty
and may permanently place the user in another time stream. Each use of
the KX19 envelops the operator in their own pocket universe to minimize
the time paradox problem. Avoid having more than two KX19 transceivers
operating in close proximity. There is a slight danger of forming a
black hole when there are three running in one room. If you experience a
gravitational anomaly evacuate immediately and wait for a few hours
before returning. The micro black hole will have evaporated by then./

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     Sadly, no hams I know have the 1.21 gigawatts needed to initiate
the reaction.

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     Emmet Brown- GR8SCT


On 4/1/2018 1:56 PM, kevinr wrote:

> Announcing Elecraft’s super secret KX19 with Time Displacement
> Circuitry (patent pending).
>
>
> If you want to run a multi-multi single op station simply time jump
> repeatedly into the contest period from any other time during the year
> (or century for that matter). Run stations for two hours and then rest
> in another time. It will keep you fresh for those 500 Q/hr runs. Since
> you will be well rested you can rack up extraordinary scores. The
> standard liquid nitrogen cooling system is able to dissipate the waste
> heat from the 25 Petawatt fusion reactor under normal use. Liquid
> helium cooling systems are available on special order. Antigravity
> mods let you take the KX19 on camping trips, ocean cruises, or even
> pedestrian mobile. The additional 5 Petawatt power source for the
> antigravity modules necessitates the liquid helium cooling module.
> Call Elecraft today for a quote.
>
> /Time displacement of 1957 ionospheric conditions is frowned upon by
> most reputable contesters. Modifying the fusion reactor voids
> Elecraft’s warranty. It may eliminate small sections of the continent
> too. Alterations to the time displacement circuitry also voids the
> warranty and may permanently place the user in another time stream.
> Each use of the KX19 envelops the operator in their own pocket
> universe to minimize the time paradox problem. Avoid having more than
> two KX19 transceivers operating in close proximity. There is a slight
> danger of forming a black hole when there are three running in one
> room. If you experience a gravitational anomaly evacuate immediately
> and wait for a few hours before returning. The micro black hole will
> have evaporated by then./
>
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[David Woolley (E.L)]

Whilst I do understand that this was only a half day special offer,
could you confirm that the anti-gravity mods reduced the inertial mass
as well as either the local value of the gravitational constant or the
gravitational mass?  My previous experience of such technology is that
the device tries to disappear on a near parabolic orbit, except for
being slightly limited by air resistance.

--
David Woolley
Owner K2 06123 (low mass and power by design)

On 01/04/18 18:56, kevinr wrote:
> Antigravity mods let you
> take the KX19 on camping trips, ocean cruises, or even pedestrian
> mobile. The additional 5 Petawatt power source for the antigravity
> modules necessitates the liquid helium cooling module. Call Elecraft
> today for a quote.
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